People suggested I make it funny as well, so here goes......
On a trip today, my sister was watching Dora the Explorer, and to be nice, I sat down and watched it with her, and frankly, I'm not impressed. I have also drawn afew conclusions, and I think the world should know that she is an illegal immigrant and corrupting our kids. Here's the evidence.
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her little purple rucksack even speaks spanish perfectly! WTF?!?!?!?
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING under the sun in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes... i mean... COME ON!
3) She's carrying a bloody ZOO with her! She has a monkey, a band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4)She often tries to cross the "crocodile lake" (i think?), and asks people to help her cross, a baltant reference to Mexicans trying to cross the Rio Grande canal.... :-)
5) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... I mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking business. They are educating our children about drug smuggling. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them... Who wants our toddlers to grow up speaking spanish before english?! Even if it mainly just airs the USA...
Boycott Dora the Explorer, Nickelodeon, and the United States while we're at it!!!
*my apologies all! ;-) *
*note; borrowed theme*
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